The world's oldest profession...

In 100 A.D., the Teutons, an Germanic tribe, would punish anyone caught as a prostitute by suffocating them in excrement.

... they should still do it to practicers of the world's second oldest profession. Politics.

The vow of a Roman vestal virgin lasted 30 years. If she engaged in sex before then, she was punished by being buried alive.

I grew up in Adelaide. Not that much difference really.

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